Teacher to Sardar
Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 834 views
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