1 sardar bus main betha
1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views
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