Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 879 views

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

problm

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

What’s the matter with me? he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, You’re not eating properly.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ldki prfum lga

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.

Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)