SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'

EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;

SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 642 views
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