Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking????????Who is the father of second !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 686 views
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CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
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Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,

bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

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After Finishing Mbbs

After Finishing Mbbs
Sardar Starts His Practise!

He Checked His First
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Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

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Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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“GEO TO AiSEY”

“GEO TO AiSEY”

Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,

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Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya.

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English: The sooner the bette

English: The sooner the better.
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

English: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hindi: Sabra ka fal meetha hota hai…

Last and the best one…

English As wise as an owl.
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Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

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Ek sudar larki

Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k
thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
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Winner will get the cup

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B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

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