1 sardarni dusri sardarni se
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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