Sardar
Sardar and April fool
Santa got into a bus on 1st April.
When conductor asked for the ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and said "APRIL FOOL, I have PASS"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 949 views
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