pathan in night

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 671 views
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