Tumhaara beta bilkul

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
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by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Girlfriend v/s Friend

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Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

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Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kya hukam hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?

Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao!

Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..!

Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? ...

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Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?
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Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway

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Teacher: “What Did I Say?”

Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“

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