Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1241 views

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
.
Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:

The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choose number

Choose 1 number k ap ki shadi kis gharane me ho gi.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

ufff. Ap ho tum mat chuno kiun kisi ki zindagi kharab karte ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)