Santa: Preeto,
why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,
but
don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!
Haye main marja!!
Kutteya,enni angreji=D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views

Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey

Sardar Playing chess with his “donkey”…

Friend: your donkey is too much intelligent yaar

Sardar: Khaak intelligent … we played 4 result is 2, 2

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa daru pe ker tala kholne lga

santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki
vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut
hil raha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dukh Aur Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

20 anniversary

On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..

Wife: What r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sare Boyfriend Bevkoof Nahi Hote

Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.

Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”

Boy Friend: “Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)