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Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata

Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Kaisi Sikhe?

Santa Ne English Sikhne Ki Class Join Kar Rahi Thhi, Ek Din Apne Ek Dost Ko Bola.

Santa: “Tu Mujse Kuch Bhi

Puch Le Mein Uska Angreji Mein Jawab Dunga”

Dost: “Achhha, Chal Agarbati Ki English Bata?”

Santa: “Le Yeh Bhi Koi Mushkil Sawal Hai, Isska Jawab Hai – If 32“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj To Santa Pakda Gaya

Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha

Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”

Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips

Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Pathan Mein Koi Farak Nahi

Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek

Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di

Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.

Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”

Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”

Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Behcare Santa Banta

Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli
Baar Rikshaw Dekha.

Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai”

Banta: “Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ke Bachpan Ka Kissa

Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”

Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”

Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”

Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?

Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pyar Mein Dooba Esa Ki Time Ka Pata Na Chala

Santa Ki Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Subha Santa Ki Biwi Bade Pyar Se Use Boli

Biwi: “Janu, Hamari Shaadi Ko 24 Gante Ho Chuke Hai”

Santa Romantic Mood Mein: “Haan, Aur Dekho Aisa Lagta Hai Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sadhu Se Panga Lena Achhi Baat Nahi

Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se

Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai
Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh,
Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”

Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko

Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,

Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki Pitaayi Kar Rahi Thi.

Ye Dekhkar Padosiyo Ne Pucha: “Aap Ise Kyu Maar Rahi Hai?”
Preeto: “Maine Isse Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tha Ke Tum Mere

Bacche Ke Baap Banne Wale Ho, Isne Apne Sabhi Doston Ko SMS Forward Kar Diya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai?

Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai?”

Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur

Bola: “Dekho Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai, Magar Radio Mein Nahi Le Ja Sakte“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo

Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.

Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.

Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse
Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.

Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada

Door Chodne Gaya.
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.

Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”

Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Be Parwai Ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai

Circus Ka Malik Santa Ko Dante Hue Bola.

Malik: “Be Parwai Ki Bhi Koi
Hadd Hoti Hai Tune Raat Ko Sher Ko Khula Chod Diya Thha?”

Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Iss Se Kya Farq Padta Hai Sher Ko Koun Chori Karega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Darpok Biwi Santa Ki

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Bathroom Ka Darwaja Khol Ke Naha Rahi Thi.

Santa Bahar Se Aya Aur Usne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Puchha.

Santa: “Oye, Tu Nahate Hue Bathroom Ki Kundi Kyu Nahi Lagati Ho?”

Biwi: “Oh Ji, Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai Ke Nahate Hue Mujhe Koi Keyhole Se Dekh Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)