Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup
Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup Karvane Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Doctor: “Aur Snata Ji, Kaise Aana Hua?”
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Kuch Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Bahut Jayada Dard Ho Raha Hai?”
Doctor: “Daaroo Peete Ho?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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