Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views

Synehri batian

Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn
2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A molvi went to Zardari

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.

Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blind

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath
me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)