Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha
Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha,
or
Banta(Teacher)- bayhosh ho gaya!
Sawal tha...
BLACK is a color,
WHITE is a color
but,
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOR TV.
WHY?
WHY?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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