Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views

Ladko Ke Fandaa

Ladko Ke Fandaa:
Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad

Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya,
Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya Tha
Tab Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the, to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu, so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)