Santa Car ki Battery change

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

pathan sarak par

Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher to sardar

teacher to sardar:

5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??

Sardar: fish

Teacher: good nd baqi 4??

Sardar:

Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Temper problem

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such
a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
la-ilaj ho TUM

Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren or in ke Khidmat kren.
Husbnd
Dr. ne kia KAHA?
Begum: la-ilaj ho TUM.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the

3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the

Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di

““““ thaaaaaa ““““`
Usne apne aagy wale se pocha

“Goli tenu vajji a?”

usne kaha ‘nai’.

usne apne peechy wale se pocha

“te fer Goli tenu vajji a?”

wo b bola ‘nai’

Wo Khud neechy gir gya:

“Le fer Menu e vajji oou”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Shadi Se Pahle Girlfirend

One friday night

A Tiger was giving wedding p..

Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi

Pappu asked 1 question

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhn..

Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar

Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne B..

Ek pagal dusere se

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook