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Smart Doctor

A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor

Doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.

doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se& 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda& nazar aye ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Smart Doctor

A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Billing a Doctor

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani aur Malkin

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God! Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient to Doctor

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dusre doctor ke paas

Wife: Sunoji, doctor ne muze aek mahine ke liye aaram karne ke liye kisi hill station pe jane ko kaha hai, ab hum kaha jayenge ?

Husband: Dusre doctor ke paas.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aray doctor sahab jaldi aiye

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aey Bhai

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blind

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sleep in peace

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Every time I eat fruit..

Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.'

Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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