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At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, our mera boyfriend shareef nahi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.
Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
by lescol (few years ago!)
Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..
Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
by lescol (few years ago!)
Doctor Pathan sat,
"Tumhara aik gurda fail ho gya hy"
Pathan rotay hoy
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"Kitnay numbron say" :)
by lescol (few years ago!)
Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Lady Doctor Pathan se :
Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q
ghoortay ho?
Pathan :
Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,
"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”
In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”
Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
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Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
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Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
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Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
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Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)