An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

Boyfriend Before Marriage

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nakalchi Bander

Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,

To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,

Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.

To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.

Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:

“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.

Whats The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa And
Titanic?
Moral: “Jo Ladki Ke Chakkar Mein Pada, Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Light Band Kr Do

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)