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Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik doctor apne dost se:

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?

Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...

Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?

Pagal:

Bewakof...!!

Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mother To Doctor

Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek

Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???

Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient- Doctor sahab doctor

patient- Doctor sahab doctor sahab sub mujhe ignore karte hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor- next please

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Apne samose aur pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek operation ke baad

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE

PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO HOSPITAL 4 DELIVERY. AFTER AN HOUR DOCTOR COMES OUT.
PARROT ASKS, "KYA HUA?"

DOC : "KYA HOGA, POPAT HOGA"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez Doctor Se

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
doctor

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Kamjori hai

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."

Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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