Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi
Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan: Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 830 views
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“DOST”
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He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
from there to die.
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Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
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3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the
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Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.
1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.
Pari ne kar diya.
2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do
Pari ne kar diya.
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.
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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.
Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai…
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