90% phtan bewakoof

Court Me Faisla Howa
90% Pathan Bewakof Hote Hn
Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
Phr Samjhaya Gaya K
10% Pathan Bewakof Nhi Hote
Tab Ja Kr Mamla Thanda Hva.

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