PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?
PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?
PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 547 views
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