Pathan K Mobile
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 925 views
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A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
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Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye?
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teacher:ye kia hai?
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Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.
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SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai
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ay tasveeran kina diyan ne?
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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
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hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
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Santa:3
T: very.gud. example batao
Santa:kal apki beti ko dekha. Aaj pyar krta hu. Kal bhaga k le Jaynga
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