Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1835 views
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