Search Results for 'Shadi'

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
funny

Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife to Husband

Wife: apny husband ko, Tum ne mujhe shadi se phely ku nahe bataya k
tumhari phely se he rani naam ke wife ha?
Husband: Ma ne bataya tu tha k Main tumhy RANI ki taraha rakhon ga.

by Agha Mansoor Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?

Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha

Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha

Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.

1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha

“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me

ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me akela mat chodna. suresh: nahi chodunga main tumhe akela musibat mein kaise chod sakta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000

Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.

Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne
Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.

Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager 2 Santa

Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???

Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...

Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Full form of SHADI

Full form of SHADI
S-Shanti Bhang
H-Himmat Khatam
A-Azadi Samapt
D-Dimag Kharab
I-Imtihan Chalu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
INOCENT PATHAN

LARKI: meri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
PATHAN:(sharmaty huy) kuch b ho par ham shadi tum sy hi kary ga.KHALA SY BOLO HAM KO BHOOL JAYE

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
GOLU Papa muje Nokrani se pyar

GOLU Papa muje Nokrani se pyar he Mai usse shadi kruga Baap Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho GOLU Kyu Baap Yhi galti mei ne b ke thi beta


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache

Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he

Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu
Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)