Ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me
ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me akela mat chodna. suresh: nahi chodunga main tumhe akela musibat mein kaise chod sakta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
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Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
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Pathan: Miss Naqal Ker K.. :-)
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Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
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Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
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Bacha: Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den;
Baap: Beta Khuda ne yeh du tangain kiun dee hain? ;
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
you to get closer to your ALLAH
Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Height of teasing:
Pappu was sitting near the window&singing.
"kabutar ja ja ja"
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then Pappu's mom asked him:-
"Kya hua beta SMS pack khatam ho gaya kya??"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa :
Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta :
I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa :
Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bewi shohar say
Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?
Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo
Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai
Qurbani nahi..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)