Search Results for 'Shadi'

Khushnaseeb

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain, un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi? Woh khush naseeb kaun hoga??

Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush naseeb hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi ho gayi

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?

Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.

Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.

Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi nahi kar sakta

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)