INOCENT PATHAN
LARKI: meri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
PATHAN:(sharmaty huy) kuch b ho par ham shadi tum sy hi kary ga.KHALA SY BOLO HAM KO BHOOL JAYE
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 707 views
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