1 liter khoon
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!) / 794 views
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