Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

Pyar kya hota hai

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy: naam kya hai?

Boy: naam kya hai? . .
Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai
janti bhi nahi!!
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Boy : Na batao mein konsa
tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year wo samnay
wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera
ghar hai 32/b,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai and mummy
papa hain,
Tution timing 6 to 8.
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. Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid
lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga thik hai... :D:-
P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hair cutting

Santa Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khamoshi ka gift

Mom to bache:jo meri baat maany ga aur mere aage bilkul nai bole ka me use gift dun gi

chota bacha:lo g is tarah to sare gift abu k hon ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wife: Shadi k baad

Wife: Shadi k baad shuru may
jb main khana paka k laati thi
ap zyada mujhe khilate
or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?

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Husband: Q k ab tumhe
khana pakana aagaya hai :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)