Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views

Akal Badhi Ki Bhains?

Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?

Munna Bhai- Pehle apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yar ye doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai

Pathan:

yar ye doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,

Sardar:Wo likhte hen:

“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhagwan ka shukar

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August
ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise
manaate ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan & kela

Pathan :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

Admi: Is ko cheel to lo.

Pathan: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)