1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi
1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya
2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
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After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.
1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r
1 me wo jo nhi darte.
Darne walon ki lambi line thi.
Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.
Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.
Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker
Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,
Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker
Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki
Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,
Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai
Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Intelligent Pathan
Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!
Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 engg. students padhaai kar rhe the..
1ST- "Kya time ho gya re..??"
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2re ne, jawaab dene k bajaay saamne waale ghar pe ek patthar maara..
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Ek budhiya tilmilaate huye baahar niklee, aur boli-
"Kameeno, ab to so jaao, RAAT K 3 BAJE HAI.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai
Ke wo ghar ke sab
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Chappal
Wiper
Jharu
Belts
Wires
Bat
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Pipes
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Chupa lain
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Kionky result any mai sirf 2 din rah gaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji English Joke - Funny-jokes
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)