1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah
GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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