Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 929 views

Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi

Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.

1st Sali: “Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi”

2nd Sali: “Main 2100 Lungi”

Piche Santa Betha Ye Dekh Raha Thha, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Santa: “Arrey, Meri Maano To Nokia 2310 Lelo Usmein FM Bhi Hota Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa ne apni premika

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

4 Sardar train

4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE

Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?

Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?
Husband:Nhe

Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay?
Husband:Mushkil Hy

Wife: Aur Aftari Kro gy?
Husband: Zahir hai.
Kia bilkul he kafir hojaon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ant And Elephant

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai.. Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..

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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)