Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel

Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

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Saas na ho..

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