Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel
Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?
tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?
cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?
gol phone set use Kia?
Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?
10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?
6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?
8pm pe guest house drama dekha?
Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?
Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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