Customer To Banker
Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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