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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya H

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1223 views
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