American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u &
Dog.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views

cigrette

ek dost ne dosre se poocha .. yaar maine suna hai k jannat me humko hamari har pasandeeda chaze di jayengi. Dosre ne kaha.. Haaan phir pehlene pucha.. yaar mujhe ciggrette bahut pasand hai kya mujhe jannat me ciggrette mile ga..? Dosre ne kaha.. Haan milega magar ciggrette jalane keliye JAHANNUM jana padega.

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

A Judge Said

A Judge Said... Order... Order... Order...

Sardar: 1 Pizza, 2 Chicken, 1 Coldrink......

Judge: Shut Up...

SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

First Kid: Once when

First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.

First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)