Sir: batao es duniya me
Sir: batao es duniya me
sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PATHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PATHAN: sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla, GADDI Ly k..:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 481 views
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