Teacher:kal teacher kal suraj pe lacture dun gi sab ana.
Pathan:hum tu nai aae ga.
Teacher: Q?
Pathan:ami hum ku itna door jane nai dega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 775 views

Khas mashwara

Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)





suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain

magar

hum ap ko khona nai chahte.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pani dam karwana hai

Maan:beta 1 neik larki talash karo jo namazi parhezgar pardedar neak seerat ho.
Beta:ye to btao us se shadi karni hai ya pani dam karwana hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

aba Ji Ki Is Baat Ko Palle Bandh Lo

Baba Saxidas Ki Baat Pe Zara Gaur Farmaiyega. Ladki Ki Hasi…..

Aur Kutte Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Nahi Karna Chahiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)