Gadhay Ko Bhi Bap Banana
Sardar: Yar Museebat Ke Waqt Gadhay Ko Bhi Bap Banana Parta Hai
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PATHAN Bari Himmat Hai Jo Teri Ammi Maan Jati Hai.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 590 views
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