Molvi ne pathan se
Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain Pathan: 3 Molvi: shabash kon kon se? Pathan: Shampo! Sabun! Or Tolya!…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 960 views
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