Isko Hindi ME Convert Karo
Teacher :Isko Hindi ME Convert Karo
hey friend look a beautiful Girlis standing there".
Student: "wo dekho Saalo Tumhari BhappiKhad Hai."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 567 views
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