Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 754 views

Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki…
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat
kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal
kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur
galat batein nahi sun sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Indian

Pathan Hotel Mein ROAST Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha. Paas May Betha “Indian” DAAL Kha Raha Tha,
Usne PTHAN Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pucha:

KHAN! Tumhary Elaqay Mein “KUTTAY” Kya Khatay Hein?
PATHAN: DAAL:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy & girl on date!

A boy & girl on date!

boy: i can do anything 4 u...

Girl: can u die 4 me?
...
boy: yes !!

Girl: can u bring stars 4 me???

Boy: yes darling..

Girl: can u delete ur Facbook Account 4 me???

BOy: tu ja behan,, tere ghar waly pareshaan ho rahe hn ge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother(angrily): If you fail now

Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

After result
Mother: What was the result?

Son: Sorry sweet, You have lost the right to be called mother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ko Beta Hua

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)