Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana”
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
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