Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 809 views

Indian women

Why do Indian women want same husband in next
life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will
not b wasted!! ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

in computer exam

in computer exam...
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Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
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Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aalo chole misale wale

Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
pher zoor se chilaae

aalu chole misale wale.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)