Automatically Define By Raju
Rramu:Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
Raju:
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 726 views
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