ustaad shagird se agar tum ne kal tak fees jaman na karwai to main tum ko parche main bethane nahi dun ga. Shagird masomiat se koi baat nahi sir main khare ho kar paper de dun ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 853 views

agar bhabhi ki nazar say

Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Lamby hain par keera nai

Punjabi mere abu itny lamby hain k wo chalty pankhy me hath de dete hain.

Pathan:mere abbu b lamby hain par un me keera nai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

"How Many Senses DoesA Man Have?"

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
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"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)