ustaad shagird se agar tum ne kal tak fees jaman na karwai to main tum ko parche main bethane nahi dun ga. Shagird masomiat se koi baat nahi sir main khare ho kar paper de dun ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1037 views

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Are utho…

Are utho…

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji…..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Najomi vs student

Najomi aik student ka hath dekh kar bola beta tum bahut parho ge.


Student:o baba parh to me 10 saal se raha hun ye btao pas kb hun ga,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)