Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?”
Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge”

Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?”

Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke Jayenge Ya Wahin Jala Denge?”
Customer Faints…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 768 views

pathan pareshan tha??!!

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

pajero

Jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro
Main uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO
wo guzar gai pas se nazar b na milai
Q k i was on cycle & she was in PiJARO..a

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? 

Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa fell down

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)