Best Reply Given By A Clerk
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?”
Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge”
Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?”
Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke Jayenge Ya Wahin Jala Denge?”
Customer Faints…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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