Pathan
Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.
2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.
3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.
4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.
5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.
6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road
by HAQ (few years ago!) / 777 views
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